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2008-11-26T04:09:00.000-08:00

significant degeneration as well as foraminal stenosis at L54-S1 with annular tear. (must be a really long spine)

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2008-03-25T22:00:00.000-07:00

The ____ cervical spondylolisthesis first upper appertains is cervical spondylolisthesis procedure as cervical facet joint injection, left C3-C4, C4-C5, C5-C6, C6-C7 and the depend to ________increasing for procedures right present the gentleman with chronic and neck secondary to should goes spondyloarthropathy. She continue to joint pain and thin function that patient was thick is breast between plaque and apparent position. The patient neck is started prep. Then the post appetites #80, one every p.h. and from 5 gauge 3½ inch spinal needle with plaque into the right C6-C7 facet joint in the device for was obtained. Then 1 cc every quarter% the Silicones first 13 ____Tenlog was recheck. ____ then usually, she continues main facet joint injected. Needle was myth ________ procedure well. The patient wills followup _______ continue to the procedure.

2007-11-20T11:31:00.000-08:00

D: diagnosed on antenatal ultrasounds
T: diagnosed on alternate laughter sounds

2007-08-24T06:16:00.000-07:00

she just woke up from bed and complains of leg pain in the left arm (just can't imagine how this can happen)

2007-08-23T01:21:00.000-07:00

My MT was having a tough time in this dictation to judge the gender of this patient where he typed this in Past medical history

PAST MEDICAL HISTORY: Diabetes, prostate cancer, and coronary artery disease.

2007-08-17T05:15:00.001-07:00

She was placed on liver transfer home protection before even saw the patient.

2007-08-17T04:14:00.001-07:00

The patriotism of the tibia is actually exposed.

2007-08-14T02:50:00.001-07:00

She has been eating preparation, eats suppositories twice a day

2007-08-10T22:39:00.000-07:00

Mood is stable. Affect is fool. (I guess the MT is really cool!)

2007-08-09T04:17:00.000-07:00

I did obtain a chest x-ray, which showed acute abdominal series with no obstruction. No acute disease.

2007-08-08T02:06:00.001-07:00

T: Blood pressure 89/42, she states this is common for her after dialysis. They did remove foreign leaders.

D: Blood pressure 89/42, she states this is common for her after dialysis. They did remove 4 liters.

2007-08-02T00:09:00.001-07:00

Blood work was obtained in the urine

2007-08-01T00:06:00.000-07:00

As far as the lip laceration was concerned, since it was large enough to hold foot particles in,

2007-07-26T22:58:00.001-07:00

White count is 7.5, hemoglobin is 9.1, and plate late count is 360.

2007-07-21T08:04:00.001-07:00

T: _______ symptoms are good and cool air entry on both sides are mostly normal breath sounds.
D: Breath sounds were good and equal air entry on both sides with mostly normal breath sounds.

2007-07-21T07:48:00.001-07:00

combination of subluxation and Xanax

2007-07-16T22:36:00.000-07:00

PHYSICAL EXAM: The patient’s temperature 103.2, rectal blood pressure 1471/97

2007-07-14T01:26:00.000-07:00

the patient have multiple denture lesions to the right side of the brain

2007-07-11T23:00:00.000-07:00

T: The patient has been financed from the mother anywhere to the high 50s to low 60s.

D: The patient has been sinus on the monitor anywhere in the high 50s to low 60s.

2007-07-10T07:25:00.001-07:00

Oral blood pressure 111/72

T: For this reason, we strongly recommended for her to go and see Dr. Michael Aronow on constipation
D: For this reason, we strongly recommended for her to go and see Dr. Michael Aronow on consultation.

2007-07-07T06:36:00.000-07:00

Transcribed: In dinner, she has been getting at 9 p.m.

Dcitated: In dinner, she had spaghetti at 9 p.m.

2007-07-07T02:24:00.000-07:00

The patient worked on laboratory work ordered

2007-07-06T22:24:00.001-07:00

Spine, pelvis, and hips are nontender in all 4 extremities.

2007-07-06T05:09:00.000-07:00

She makes good eye contact, sitting upright on the bed.(this is what the dictator meant)

She makes good eye contact, sitting up and down the bed (this was how the transcriptionist got it)

2007-07-05T02:29:00.000-07:00

Deep palpation except she takes antibiotics as for Diflucan as she is prone to yeast infection.

2007-07-05T02:07:00.000-07:00

She does relate that she possibly had a cyst their in the past.

2007-07-04T23:27:00.000-07:00

This abscess appears to be inferior and lateral to the Bartholin’s gland and does not extend into vaginal arthritis or the vaginal mucosa or labia menora.

2007-07-04T23:17:00.001-07:00

At 8:30 pm he was truck with a softball in his left brow sustaining laceration.

2007-07-03T07:27:00.000-07:00

No history of using contact lances.

MCD is very low at 16.1

2007-07-02T22:27:00.000-07:00

Pelvic examination patient tolerated p.o. and I do believe she was stable for discharge.